"Who wants butt glue?!"
I never thought I'd hear that phrase, let alone be excited to hear it.
My hand immediately shot into the air as I rushed forward to get my bikini bottoms stuck securely to my ridiculously-dark spray-tanned butt. One does not want to step out on stage with a wedgie.
This past weekend was my first time participating in a fitness show and getting excited about butt glue was just one of all kinds of new things that have happened to me.
If you've been following me throughout the last 16 weeks, you've been privy to my rollercoaster ride of bikini-contest preparation in which I played personal trainer, nutritionist, and boot camp instructor to myself.